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Blonde Joke.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Darroll Powe
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- Hi, I am Rachel. I am fun and exciting. I am nice and kind. I like horses, dancing, and an adventure. I like to act and sing. I Love the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team, and I am a Washington Redskins fan.
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how was camp? i was in nyc so i couldnt go. Hope it was awesomeness!!
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